actual scenes from star trek IV and V
also bonus unedited screenshot:
Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels
There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.
Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.
ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!
You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.
aro!clint is actually a p serious headcanon for me. everyone’s always telling him he sucks at relationships and pushes people away, he has a girlfriend in the fraction comics but she isn’t really featured and it feels like it’s a relationship he’s confused about and isn’t sure what to do with, he’s not sure how to define how he feels about his ex-wife, and the most profound and comfortable relationship that he has (though of course it has its ups and downs too) is his completely non-romantic relationship with kate
it just, it feels like a portion of clint’s relationship disasters are because people expect something of him that he doesn’t understand or feel capable of giving/feeling, but he feels like he’s a failure if he doesn’t give or feel it, you know? he doesn’t feel like he’s allowed to say “this isn’t what i want” and so he tries to fake it and fucks up and ends up alienating people
and in my headcanon world clint realizes this, maybe with some help from kate or natasha or bobbi, and starts getting more okay with saying, “hey, friendships are really special to me and sex is cool sometimes with certain people but romance isn’t something i do” and he surrounds himself with people who understand that
one christmas kate gets him an arrow with the aromantic flag on the end and they call it the “aro arrow” and hang it over the mantle
aro!clint surrounded by people who love him and who he loves and who still get mad at him because clint’s kind of a train wreck regardless of whether or not romance is involved
Clint was somewhat relieved about the SHIELD/HYDRA thing, since he owed money to a bunch of guys who turned out to be HYDRA, and he doesn’t have to pay them anymore.
my scary pumpkin.
Oh my god, this screencap is amazing on several levels.
1. Kirk looks grumpy in his fatshirt like the diet isn’t going well
2. Spock is walking entirely too close like he’s a sunflower and Kirk is the sun
3. McCoy has distanced himself from both of them and is thinking, “Why do I even bother hanging out with these two? One doesn’t listen to my medical advice, the other doesn’t listen to my emotional advice, and the moment either of them figures out the other is completely in love with them, the clothes are coming off and I just hope I’m a parsec away.”
This is the only thing on tumblr that is better than robot dinosaur with rocket boots