that awkward moment when some ginger lady who’s known you for like an hour sees right through your bullshit.
donna appreciation life
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One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
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LMAO
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THIS EARLIER AND THINKING “This is the PERFECT “Avengers” Loki song. xDDD”
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Source: captainharvey
BEST FUCKING POST EVER
In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,
i get a little emotional
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Source: thedisneyprincess
- friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
- me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
Source: weepingdemon
That last little one killed me. Yeah Spock you guys are obviously way more than friends
Well hey Standard’s not really his mother tongue. T’hy’la has three meanings, y’know.
Source: bigmamag
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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pay-you-well-for-darwins-hide:
Ugh! I. WANT.TO. CROSS-DRESS. GIVE. ME. THESE. NOW!
^^ Agreed. Or I want my future soulmate to dress like this…
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
I…can I just…can I just touch them? And wear them? And look goddamn fucking dapper in them? Just douse myself in dapperness and then letting the dapper completely engulf me and absorb me so that I’m one with the dapper?
I need to be one with the dapper.
Goddammit, just give me some dapper.
Now.
Please? I’m using good manners. I’m “please”ing. There, now. That ought to be gentlemanly enough for you.
Now, dapperfy me.
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Source: nitemea
Stop putting this text all around!
I WANT!!!!!!!!! I guess I stop caring about that tacky text in the bottom. It will never go away…..orz
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Source: elegance-is-bliss
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